Hm. If I were about 20 (million) percent cooler, I'd be tempted to do a parody of this, except it'd be Diamond in the Rough. And end with Celestia passed out on the floor next to an empty whiskey bottle and a pile of burning scrolls.
And I dunno, it's probably Luna and Carrot Pony in 2nd and 3rd, though order is unsure at this point. Sweetie Bot definitely 1st.
Celestia likes 'em young, Molestia doesn't, of course! A by any other name is still just as perverted. Spiiiiiiike.
Hm, I'm half-tempted to try and compile every single line and tiny detail about DitR. A dozen or so would be enough. It's not like the thing would have to make any sense at all, in sequence. It'd be harder to add an appropriate number of plot holes and inconsistencies, really.
And hm, I've never really gotten around to watching Metally Advanced, yet.