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Kids say the darndest things by Arrkhal Kids say the darndest things by Arrkhal
For shame, Luna. Corrupting the morals of innocent children!

That video game those two stayed up all night playing (the one Pip "scored" so many points in) was rated T for Teen!

And! And and!

She let him watch Stephen Colbear! Late night talk shows are totally not for foals his age.

Anyway, I was originally planning on doing absolutely nothing (publicly) for Valentine's day.

But then this idea came out of nowhere, and I had to make it. Instead of the requests and stuff I've been sitting on for a long time. Because that's what I do.

Some people sure do like to flip out over Lunasqueak, huh?

Maybe Luna wouldn't have gotten into so much trouble with the police if she weren't naked, though.

Pipsqueak's new nickname at school is going to be Pimpsqueak.
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:iconsonikkudrawings:
Sonikkudrawings Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
OMG WTF PIP
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:iconask-2p-finn:
Ask-2p-Finn Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2013  Hobbyist
omg pimpsqueak XD
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:iconcryptidlover17:
CryptidLover17 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013
What, he got to play games with Luna, he's the luckiest foal in Equestria
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:iconjuria316:
Juria316 Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012
:rofl:
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:iconsuperdoomwaffle:
superdoomwaffle Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2012
................lucky...:(
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:iconextremerebirth1:
extremerebirth1 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
This is the FBI, we're here to give pip his luckiest boy in equestria award
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:icon7980:
7980 Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2012
funny i thank he is going to date princess luna
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:iconearthphantomts:
EarthPhantomTS Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012   Writer
Oh dear...poor, poor Luna :iconninjalunaplz:...

Well, at least she has connections who could probably bail her out...if, you know, Celestia believes Luna's take on what happened...
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:icongittonsxv:
gittonsxv Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2012
i srsly thought something else intill i read the description xD
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:icondino-mario:
Dino-Mario Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
LUNAAAAAAAA!!!
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:icondracodei:
DracoDei Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Some people sure do like to flip out over Lunasqueak, huh?
-I am not among them. I actually think he is just about the right age-range for her to be courting. This way he has time to SLIGHTLY get to know her personality (which is probably very rich what with her likely counting centuries the way most ponies count years) and still isn't past his best courting years if things DON'T work out.
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:icongothboy86:
Gothboy86 Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2012  Student Artist
I can't stay in my chair laughing so hard.
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:iconfriendly100:
friendly100 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2012
Pimpsqueak, this.
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:iconmortalshinobi:
mortalshinobi Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2012
oh my. :)
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:iconbraggkid9:
braggkid9 Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Most hilarious thing I've seen in weeks!
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:iconskuly2k:
SkulY2K Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Luna, it doesn't help your argument when you're not wearing anything. =p
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:iconkarkovice1:
karkovice1 Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2012
Uhh... What he meant to say was: How many times he scored with Luna in the team Toss The Spider event. Right? TEEHEE! :D
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:iconrobotninjahero:
RobotNinjaHero Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2012
Great work. Very funny.
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:icondravencleary:
Dravencleary Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2012  Professional Writer
haha pimpsqeuk, i see what ya did thar
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:iconkiyarasabel:
KiyaraSabel Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Heheheheheh

One of my top three OTPs. (She spent 1000 years on the moon, of course she can wait for a colt to become a Stallion)

And as an older mare dating a barely legal colt myself, I know a thing or two about unfortunate 'misunderstandings'.
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:iconmadman12000:
madman12000 Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2012
But... the ponies are always naked.
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:iconxxrockinprincessxx:
XxRockinPrincessxX Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
For a moment there... o.o
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:iconwarriorsparrow:
WarriorSparrow Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2012
I know what you mean, I thought the same O_O
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:iconthesearcher:
TheSearcher Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2012
it's not truely wrong all Luna has to do is wait for pips to come of age before taking him in as a consort.
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:icondeihjan:
Deihjan Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2012
lol, Gavalanche would be so proud xD
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:iconnexus31907:
Nexus31907 Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2012
:iconbillcosbyplz: ZIPPITY DO DA BLEEPITY BLOOP BLANDITY BLA BOO!!!
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:iconlonekid:
lonekid Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2012
:icongoodjobplz:
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:iconnexus31907:
Nexus31907 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2012
:iconcblushplz: oh you...
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:iconlonekid:
lonekid Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2012
bill cosby would be proud
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:iconnexus31907:
Nexus31907 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012
:iconbisonyesplz: yes!...
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:iconlonekid:
lonekid Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012
:iconmarionoplz: jkjk
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:iconnexus31907:
Nexus31907 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012
:iconokayguyplz: okay i agree
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:icontheoldhorse:
theoldhorse Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2012
nothing to worry about luna besides, there are no cops in equestia, why do you think my drugs farm is doing great? O.O i mean errr why do you think my drag marks are going great he heh ee
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Hawkbittern Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2012  Student General Artist
It’s true. There are no cops in Equestria. However as an officer of Their Royal Highness’s City Watch I’m giving you this choice. Come quietly, or I get to beat the living crap out of you.
Take your time choosing. It doesn’t matter to me either way
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:icontheoldhorse:
theoldhorse Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2012
thats why i love my powers *teleports away*
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:iconlonekid:
lonekid Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2012
*redirects you into a cell and turn on the anti magic spell in it*
garnet: there we go!
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TheLonelyBrony Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
(-(\-) face hoove
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chalengerx Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2012
If it is a meme it is not mainstream. I see references and jokes, but they are few and far between. Though taking it too far would be truly obscene. I still wish that more of this joke could be seen. Pimpsqueak and Pimpcess Luna.
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Arrkhal Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah, I did a search right after finishing this, too, and I couldn't find much, either. I'm considering doing a drawing of Pipsqueak dressed as a pimp, at some point. My art mojo isn't really working today, though. Just this pic took me way longer than it should've.
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:iconchalengerx:
chalengerx Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2012
Fluttershy is best pony. Pipsqueak is best pimp. Sluttershy is best misinterpretation of what someone was trying to say.
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:iconarrkhal:
Arrkhal Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconfluttershyyayplz:

I'm thinking I just gotta figure out what kind of pimp he should be, then I'ma totally draw a Pimpsqueak. Maybe even make it a digipaint.
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:iconchalengerx:
chalengerx Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2012
Hardcrow. I can't wait!
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:iconarrkhal:
Arrkhal Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Pimpsqueak is now a reality! Wee! [link]
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:iconchalengerx:
chalengerx Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2012
This does a great service to all of Equestria.
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:iconchalengerx:
chalengerx Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2012
Searching the internet for "Pimpsqueak" now and seeing how I can try to make this a meme if it is not already one.
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:iconfurluvs:
Furluvs Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Your description. Win! :XD:
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:iconrandomfoxfan:
RandomFoxFan Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Sweet cow thats a very Misunderst indeed XD that "Video game" must of been very awesome i gess hu? :D
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:iconk4nk4n:
K4nK4n Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2012
I laughed so much at this, and at Pipisqueak's face.
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:iconsamagirl:
Samagirl Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
They look old_______________________________________________________________:shithitsthefan:
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:iconarrkhal:
Arrkhal Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Because it was a looooooong night!
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